Monday, May 6, 2013

Chapter 46 - Secret Agent Man



SOMETIME IN THE middle of 1977, thanks to help and some timely promotion by Maria Corvelone, (in 1980 Maria would procure a gig for me at F. Scott’s in Venice which proved to be more than interesting) Silverspoon signed a contract with The William Morris Agency and the agent assigned to us was an up-and coming hot-shot named Bob Ringe. According to Stephen, it was the first time William Morris had signed an act without a recording contract. We had weekly meetings at the office on El Camino Drive in Beverly Hills, but I can't for the life of me tell you what went on at those meetings. Did they get us any gigs? No. Were any promotional pictures taken of the band? No. Did they look over any contracts the band had pending? No. Were we wined and dined at the expense of the agency? Once or twice. Did they listen to all the songs to determine which were the most commercial or saleable? Not really. What did they do, you might ask? Nothing really. As I said, we did have weekly meetings with Bob which were nothing more than extended lip service—flapping lips moving nothing but stale, putrid, hot air. It stunk. Having an agent served no purpose other than bragging rights at The Rainbow, or at parties. I think it got Stephen and Blair laid a few times and people might have bought us a few drinks— that's it!

Almost a year had gone by since the movie Helter Skelter was released, and there was no talk from Bob or anyone else outside the band about a soundtrack album; we all thought this was a huge mistake. There was a meeting set at the Chinese restaurant, Mr. Chow's I think it was called, right down the street from William Morris. That was on August 16, 1977. Bob, Robin S., and the rest of Silverspoon all sat down at the table for lunch, had a few drinks and we pleaded our case. Bob seemed like he was leaning our direction and was about to get the ball rolling when the waiter came over and announced to everyone at the table that Elvis Presley had just died. We were all devastated. After that nothing got done. The whole industry just closed shop. It was like: “So Bob, I know Elvis just died but don't you think you should get on the stick and make some calls?” 

“Nah,” he said. “I don't feel like it now, and I don't think anyone will be in the mood to discuss business at a time like this.” How many more opportunities would Silverspoon be exposed to only to have fate, or whatever you might call it, slap us in the face just when we thought we were going to be on our way to the big-time—the Valhalla, the pinnacle of rock ‘n roll glory. I guess the Rock and Roll hall of fame was going to have to wait a few more years than we expected. It felt like we were a cursed band, a real hard luck bunch of Beverly Hills brats. For me, I felt like I didn’t need to be a star—I wanted to be a working musician and respected songwriter. The only other member of the band who felt like that was Blair—the Baltimore Kid. The only thing was, Blair was living in Las Vegas commuting to LA on the weekends. I needed something a little more permanent and less transient than that.

Getting back to Bob Ringe, he had problems of his own to deal with at the time. He was going through a bitter divorce and was starting to abuse drugs and alcohol, and I guess I could hardly blame him; his soon to be ex-wife was a beautiful blonde form Sweden or Norway and had left him with a big house in Encino Hills with mortgage payments, car payments and God knows what else. I don't think there were any children involved.

I found out later Bob had regretted signing us to William Morris. He thought we were a bunch of spoiled brat, dilettante, ego maniacs who were strung out on drugs and booze. That was the pot calling the kettle black, or it takes one to know one, or any other expression you could name indicating someone who was just as, if not, more abusive than we were. 

After that horrendous week, we knew in our heart of hearts our contract with The William Morris Agency wasn't worth the paper it was printed on. With no agent, no Jet Records contract (which I will go into later), not much of anything going for us, I retreated to the security of my solo career and my Robin, although in a week or so we would meet a musician that would change things in mine and Robin's life forever. But at that moment I felt like I had some serious drinking to do—so did the rest of Silverspoon.

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